throwing a grenade and then immediately throwing myself on top of it to save everyone
i completely miss the grenade and everyone in the room dies including me
Democrat political strategy
no it can be komaeda too
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RIG is now live on Kickstarter!
Explore a broken and deadly science fiction wonderland in this souls-like solo TTRPG based on Rune!
ALTLoad up your rig with equipment like missile pods, booster legs, and cores that give you a blade/heat sink you can stab into your enemies to clear your mech's heat.
RIG's setting is inspired by my love of Dark Souls lore and strange science fiction stories like The Book of the New Sun. Descend the levels of the firmament: hundreds of layers of shattered shells, debris rings, and decaying superstructures. But beware, pilot: just because it's made of metal doesn't mean it won't squirm.
The SOLITAIRE system generates encounters for you with standard playing cards. Deal 3 cards as you explore: one for location that will give you a 5 x 5 grid with obstacles and details. One for threats like ananzer tanks, hook dactyls, and ghoul rigs. The third is the churn: random effects that change combat and give you survivors and equipment to help you survive, and lore that can help you solve the world's many mysteries.
Solving mysteries adds more cards to the deck and let's you get closer and closer to whatever lies at the heart of Recombinant Earth.
Why did the Autarchs and Cantors of history do this? What lies rotting in the broken teeth of the planet? Who still lives among the wreckage?
Check it out now to find out more! Got any questions? My asks are open!
Thanks so much for everyone sharing the previews of this project thus far. Y'all have been an extraordinarily welcoming community and I'm happy to be here. I promise I'll talk about other things soon.
you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary
the trick is though you can ALSO improve literally any word by adding girl behind it. scaredgirl. normalgirl. weirdgirl. sillygirl. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of ANYONES vocabulary
hey um chuckles nervously. what the fuck are they doing over on tiktok
Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".
"Or he'd just fight it himself" no, he would not, for two reasons:
- This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario's central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem's support structure.
- This sort of thing clearly falls into another protagonist's idiom, and Mario is a union man – he's not going to scab on Kirby. Perish the thought!
"I wouldn't take-a the food from another video game mascot's plate!"
"I don't think Kirby gets paid for this."
"That's-a not what I said."
*off-screen vacuum sounds*
